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Dating Tip

tentailsjinchuriki:

On your 3rd or 4th date show up in your Akatsuki cosplay without any explanation. This shows that you are mysterious, unpredictable, and a missing S-rank shinobi. 

(via emphasisonthehomo)

vodkaredwinecheesecake:

Current mood

I hate my brain
because the things I think sometimes 
are so judgmental and lame
I’ve got everything I want 
except my set of expectations
won’t stay the same
Man, I really really hate my brain
I hate my brain
I hate my brain

I used to be a spider man
I used to be a cowboy from hell
But not anymore
Now I’m just a clam 
and I live inside this shell
Inside this shell I am
Oh god damn, I hate my brain
I hate my brain
I hate my brain

And there’s a guy in a S.A.R.S mask 
walking down the street, screaming
The fourth time I’ve seen something like that this week
and I just can’t shake
I cannot shake that feeling
That one day that man in the mask will be me
I hate my brain 
I hate my brain

I hate my brain
because the things I think sometimes 
are so judgmental and lame
I’ve got everything I want 
except my set of expectations
won’t stay the same
Man, I really really hate my brain
I hate my brain
I hate my brain
I hate my brain
I hate my brain
I hate my brain
I hate my brain
I hate my brain
I hate my brain

“Welcome to this world,
Have as much fun as you would like,
While helping others have as much fun as you’re having.
Be kind to those you love,
And be kind to those you don’t,
But for God’s sake you gotta be kind.
And respectful because we’re all one soul.
Be the best fucking human that you can be!”

—   Andrew Jackson Jihad - Personal Space Invader (via nolandavis07)

“Hey dude I hate everything you do
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Hating you won’t make you suck any less”

—   Andrew Jackson Jihad - Kokopelli Face Tattoo (via tophatjohnson)

what the fuck is wrong with me
why cant i like
like anything or anyone
i thought i was so in love and then i woke up one day and kinda realized I felt nothing for that person anymore
its like I view the world through this grey lens I guess these days

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

(via juugenheim)

goldstarbisexual:

everybody I know has used heterosexuality as a stepping stone to coming out of the closet as gay or bi, so I think we need to have a serious conversation about whether heterosexuality exists

(via emphasisonthehomo)

chizuu:

a little comic dedicated to a friend

(via annie---waits)

“Dump the toxic people out of your life. Get them gone. Kick them to the curb. Stop maintaining relationships with people that make you feel guilty about things that you like, that make you feel shitty about yourself, that put you down, that don’t fucking support you, that are mean. You just get those people and shove them out of your life. Delete them off of Facebook, break it down easily. Just kind of fizzle out with the contact. Let it be like almost as if it might be growing apart. Just get rid of those people, because instead of just maintaining these “relationships” with people for the sake of just being polite or civil, you can be civil without having people that you can’t stand in your life and you’ll be so much happier. You need to stop maintaining relationships with toxic people because it’s just not good for you and it’s not worth any of your time.”

—   Rachel Whitehurst (via tiredestprincess)

(Source: feellng, via mafurak0)